Pokemon Go Have Organized A Bar Crawl In Brooklyn

Independent – Pokémon GO has already brought communities together, and now its assembling boozehounds. A bar crawl has been arranged on Facebook for Saturday 23 July in Williamsbug, Brooklyn, starting at Barcade. In typical flaky urbanite fashion, 2.1k people are currently ‘going’, while 11k are noncommittally ‘interested’.  “Lets catch a buzz while we catch em all!!!” the event reads (sic). “On Saturday, July 23rd at 7pm we’ll start the night off at Barcade in Williamsburgh and from there we shall travel from bar to bar across the land, searching far and wide!  “We will also be battling for gyms along the way! To catch them is our real test, to train them is our cause!” Attendees might want to steer clear of police (apart from obvious reasons in America right now), as officers in other parts of the world have been getting pissed off at Pokémon GO players trying to catch Sandshrews in their stations.

A Brooklyn bar crawl featuring thousands of people playing Pokemon Go. Toss in a speech from Lena Dunham, a Yankees game at the end of the bar crawl, and tell me that dumbass Portnoy will be there playing, and you could officially organize a day that would drive me to suicide. Maybe we can get an impromptu hurricane to come barreling down on New York City? I might need an act of God to wipe all these people off the face of the earth. A Great Flood. Purge the world of losers. Gonna lure all 11,000 people who are “interested” to the streets of Brooklyn and then WHAM, there comes the tsunami. How sweet would that be? That will end your precious little Pokemon Game pretty damn quick, huh?

Probably not. Just an endless parade of NYC Asians that will take their place and start scooping up all the Pokemon that all those dead people are no longer around to catch.